New Sponsor: Amplifire

Florida. It’s pretty hot here, so who needs a full-time fire pit? Not you.

But what if you need a part-time fire pit? Well then Amplifire is who you gonna call.

Based on the number of people at your event, we bring the right amount of wood. We bring the proper pit. We set it, and you won’t forget it.

We’re also working on a line of GMO trees for more garrish scents and smoke colors. Some have become sentient, but that’s for God to worry about, not you.

Amplifire. Prometheus may have stolen fire from the gods, but we’re delivering it in 30 minutes or less.

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